May 2013
▐ Walt Disney 50 Classics▐
#1 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs : The one that started it all.
#2 Pinocchio : When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true.
#3 Fantasia : Hear the pictures! See the music.
#4 Dumbo : The One...The Only...The FABULOUS.
#5 Bambi : Love Comes To The Forest Folk.
#6 Saludos Amigos : Walt Disney goes South American in his gayest musical Technicolor feature.
#7 The Three Caballeros : Three gifts, Three adventures.
#8 Make Mine Music : People aren't used to miracles.
#9 Fun and Fancy Free : Naught left but beans.
#10 Melody Time : For Your All-Time Good Time.
#11 The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad : Toad, you might say, was the one disturbing element.
#12 Cinderella : Midnight never strikes when you're in love.
#13 Alice in Wonderland : A world of wonders in One Great Picture.
#14 Peter Pan : It will live in your heart forever.
#15 Lady and the Tramp : The most delightful characters in a dog's age.
#16 Sleeping Beauty : Awaken to a World of Wonders.
#17 101 Dalmatians : One great big ONEderful motion picture.
#18 The Sword in the Stone : It's merry old England, and a brand new Pooh.
#19 The Jungle Book : The Jungle is JUMPIN'!
#20 The Aristocats : Dig these cats, and all that Jazz.
#21 Robin Hood : The way it REALLY happened.
#22 The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh : Hip Hip Poohray!
#23 The Rescuers : Two tiny heroes, one big adventure!
#24 The Fox and the Hound : Two friends that didn't know they were supposed to be enemies.
#25 The Black Cauldron : Hidden by darkness. Guarded by witches. Discovered by a boy. Stolen by a king. Whoever owns it will rule the world. Or destroy it.
#26 Basil The Great Mouse Detective : Can he bring the dirty rat to justice?
#27 Oliver And Company : The first Disney movie with attitude.
#28 The Little Mermaid : Somewhere under the sea and beyond your imagination is an adventure in fantasy.
#29 The Rescuers Down Under : Miss Bianca and Bernard are back.
#30 Beauty and the Beast : The most beautiful love story ever told as it has never been seen before.
#31 Aladdin : Wish granted!
#32 The Lion King : Life's greatest adventure is finding your place in the Circle of Life.
#33 Pocahontas : Two different worlds. One true love.
#34 The Hunchback Of Notre Dame : A Tale of a Man, and a Monster.
#35 Hercules : Zero to Hero.
#36 Mulan : The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
#37 Tarzan : An immortal legend. As you've only imagined.
#38 Fantasia 2000 : The Magic is Back.
#39 Dinosaur : You have never seen anything like this.
#40 The Emperor's New Groove : No touchie! Nooooo touchie!
#41 Atlantis: Atlantis is waiting.
#42 Lilo & Stitch : There's one in every family.
#43 Treasure Planet : Find your place in the universe.
#44 Brother Bear : The Moose Are Loose!
#45 Home on the Range : Bust a Moo.
#46 Chicken Little : This time the sky really is falling.
#47 Meet the Robinsons : Think your family's weird?
#48 Bolt : Real life's a total adventure!
#49 The Princess and the Frog : Wanna kiss ?
#50 Tangled : They're taking adventure to new lengths.
lvysaur:
youhavetooletgo:
lvysaur:
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
3 tags
my-kala:
verticurl:
I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone
The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
Everyone says that Chandler is the best...
arkhamsiren:
lunanevada:
(gifs and pictures not mine)
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
its-kili:
penandpage:
sherlockthewizardingavenger:
burnupasun:
i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together
And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out
And...
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly:
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
savage-glow:
stuartsometimes:
when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies”
I get
so
fucking
mad
because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being
but I also know my ass looks great in this dress
I respect my ass
I will give it the social pedestal it deserves
These tits deserve the proper respect this shirt/dress gives them,...
icouldntfindanyotherusername:
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
The Avengers according to my mom:
super-wholock-avengers:
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:
keep-it-loki:
nataleeleoalways:
GAY CUPID ON STEROIDS
RHINOCEROS BEETLE
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mostlytumbler:
jiraiyaa:
do you ever just look at an animal and just laugh?
yes
anditsagoodmemory:
