April 2012
Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes:... →
cranquis:
Dr. Cranquis,
In response to your Med Handwriting Challenge, I have rewritten your patient’s information in its entirety, and for your entertainment and viewing pleasures, in English English. Have a dekko at this.
A female in her twenty-fourth year, presents to the A&E, rather than having a…
It’s a lot of med stuff if you’re not in the field but definitely...
“Goodness comes from within…Goodness is something chosen. When a man cannot...”
– Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange (via bookmania)
“We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has...”
– Maya Angelou (via standinglikeaguiltyschoolboy)
cranquis:
So far at work today, I’ve had to send 4 patients to the Emergency Room.
FOUR.
I usually send 1 or 2 patients per week.
This is ridiculous, and all I keep thinking is, “The med handwriting challenge submissions are piling up, when am I going to get a moment to post those?”
cranquis:
Pharmacist just called — THEY RAN OUT OF AMOXICILLIN LIQUID.
Hahahahahahaha oh people
