Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes:... →
cranquis: Dr. Cranquis, In response to your Med Handwriting Challenge, I have rewritten your patient’s information in its entirety, and for your entertainment and viewing pleasures, in English English. Have a dekko at this. A female in her twenty-fourth year, presents to the A&E, rather than having a… It’s a lot of med stuff if you’re not in the field but definitely...
Goodness comes from within…Goodness is something chosen. When a man cannot...– Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange (via bookmania)
We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has...– Maya Angelou (via standinglikeaguiltyschoolboy)
cranquis: So far at work today, I’ve had to send 4 patients to the Emergency Room. FOUR. I usually send 1 or 2 patients per week. This is ridiculous, and all I keep thinking is, “The med handwriting challenge submissions are piling up, when am I going to get a moment to post those?”
cranquis: Pharmacist just called — THEY RAN OUT OF AMOXICILLIN LIQUID. Hahahahahahaha oh people